*Disclaimer*

Operation Blast Fart for JSOC is a conglomeration business and Global Protocol System and Enterprise.

Blast Fart is a mandatory Global Protocol System and Enterprise Update for Operators and Intelligence agents.

Blast Fart Recommended Uses and Procedures - for accidents and special activities-Rip and Tear.

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